Who is Garfield?

Other than stating the obvious and saying that I'm an orange cat, I want to give you a more in-depth description of the kind of guy I am. So that you can get to know the real me. All I can say is: Prepare to fall in love.

I love long walks on the beach, lasagna, good books, lasagna, scented candles, lasagna, poetry, lasagna, classical music, lasagna, jazz records, lasagna, romantic films, lasagna, relaxing by the pool, lasagna, new clothes, lasagna, making new friends, lasagna and much more. You can see that I am a well-rounded character. You're sure to love me. Hell, even I love me. And in a world which expects self-hate, I think that makes me stand out from the crowd.

What you'll notice first about me is my flirtatious eyes and sensual grin. I know I'm sexy, I flaunt it. What people find most attractive about me is my incredible confidence.

Sorry ladies, I'm taken! I know I broke it off with Arlene a couple months ago, but I've since fallen for Penelope. We've only been together a couple weeks but things are getting pretty serious between us..